Jokes and Riddles

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Sonny643 19.03.2013 à 9:42
One day there was a woman who had a dog named poo.The woman and poo went to the grocery store to get some milk.When they proceeded to the check-out the woman realized that she had forgot her wallet at home.Then she asked poo to fetch the wallet for her.So the woman went out the store to see poo go to the house when suddenly a policeman came and asked her "Mam,what are you waiting for?" and she replied "I'm waiting for my poo to come down" The police men looked confused because he thought she was constipated but then he left.Lol xD :'P

buttercup777 03.11.2012 à 9:04
don't hv a joke or a riddle but i hv a poem i wrote for my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue you may not LOVE me but I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU </3

misstaylors 10.08.2012 à 1:49
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mystique123 23.07.2012 à 6:59
sup said bill then upsy went daysy then hey sexy said mandy.So what u up 2 said bob u no this isint even a joke im jst bored so bye

veronica24680 23.07.2012 à 0:23
there were 2 brothers named shut up and trouble.once troudle got lost so shut up went to the police. the police asked whats your name,shut up.the police asked are you looking for trouble.howed you know.

veronica24680 23.07.2012 à 0:17
riddle:a blondy and a brunet are jumping off the same building who will land first. answer:the brunet will land first becuse the blondy will stop and ask for direction.

veronica24680 23.07.2012 à 0:11
riddle:a boy was murdered in a round house.the mother for sure didnt kill the son.the father siad he didnt do it so did the brother and sister.the maid said she didnt do it because she was cleaning in the CORNER who was the murderur. answer:it was a round house so that means that the maid did it because there are no coners in a round house.

bixzy 17.07.2012 à 20:00
When does Mr. Cow go to the grocery store? Every UDDER day! /rofl

holly1524 08.07.2012 à 21:17
this is about my bff's sister when milly was four she pood on the floor and knocked at the door at the same time mummy mummy she cried yes yes she peplied iv poood and im sorry but i did it again ohhh milly ...the end LOLOLOLOLOL

meenalsuri 07.07.2012 à 19:12
father-everything is so expensive these days.can you tell me 1 thing son that is coming down in money? son-dad it is so easy. my report card marks!!!

zoey345 29.06.2012 à 21:54
tom the tailer talked to timmy timely today tom the tailer took timmy to target together they took tea then they left when they left they realised the had to pay ! they kept on saying it was their fault

123johanna 29.06.2012 à 4:03
why did the chiken cross the rode ANSWER:to show he is not a cheken lol,lol,lol,lol,

yazmine1111 26.06.2012 à 9:13
1.mother-susy cmon eat some spinach it is good for yr face it will produce nice colur in ur face susy-i dont want a green face mother - ha!

alana580 11.06.2012 à 18:59
there was a job ofering and 4 men applyed. the boss asked,"ok, let's see, this will help decide whitch one of you gets the job,what is the fastest thing in the world ?whitch ever guy gets the best answer gets the job." the first guy said,"that's easy,thinking. becuase when you think of something, the thought is already there." the boss says,"that's good!" the second guy says,"blinking. when i blink, i don't miss a thing ,that's FAST."the boss says,"wow, true!"the 3rd guy says,"light, when i turn the light switch on in the farm,bam ! the lights flash on !"the boss said,"ooh that good ! ok 4th guy, it's your turn. you gotta make this good if ya want the job." the 4th guy smiles and says,"man, that's too easy,diarhea. becuase before i could think,blink or turn on a light switch, i had pooped everywhere !" (hahahahah)

BellaSwan1212 04.06.2012 à 18:49
My teacher pointed at me and said: " at the end of this ruler there's an idiot" I got detention because I asked "what end?"

iesha 31.05.2012 à 7:49
there was three boys named shut up,manners,and poo.shut up got pulled over by the cops. the cop said," whats your name" he, said," shut up."the cop said" where is ur manners."He said" pickin up poo."

meenalsuri 30.05.2012 à 11:36
one day miss pinklington was teaching in the class. that time one boy cried out"maam cam you give a free period please!" miss pinklington-i want all those who are feeling lazy to put their hands up. (everyone put their hands up except raju) miss pinklington- alright everyone is feeling lazy except raju. raju- no maam ! i am just too lazy to put my hands up.

meenalsuri 30.05.2012 à 11:22
one day a mother asks his kid to go to school. mother-come on get up and get ready. boy-i dont want to go. mother-give me one way why you dont want to go. boy-teachers dont like me nor the children.you give me one way why i need to go. mother-u have to go because you are the principle of the school.

meenalsuri 29.05.2012 à 20:01
one day a boy was sent to a school. his teacher asked him to bring 4 words the second day. he was confused so he went to ask her mother.she was very bothered about something so she said "shut up"then he went to his father he was watching cricket so he said "sachin tendulkar hitted a six" then he went to his grandparents they were a traveller so on the bus stop it was written "ladies first gents second" then he went to a train it was written there 'the government of india".his headmisstress was a lady. he went to the classroom and his teacher asked him to tell the words so he said"stupid" his teacher gave him a tight slap then he said"sachin tendulkar hitted a six" so his teacher took him to the headmisstress maam. she said him to take 10 rounds of the ground so he said "ladies first gents second"his maam asked him who taught you these things?he said"the government of india".