Jokes and Riddles

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Do you have a funny joke or riddle? We don’t want any rude jokes, but if you’ve heard a really funny joke, share it with everyone right here, right now, on our jokes and riddles forum.

Don’t forget to post the punchline too though, or no one will get the joke!


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KendallPrincess KendallPrincess 26 July 2014 at 07:46 Roses Are Red Violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. Roses are red violets are blue somethings are sweet just like yoU!
vaul123 vaul123 1 June 2014 at 19:24 Poem: I am standing outside in the cold air But then I realize there is silver in my hair I clunch my hands real hard into a fist then ice powers shoot out dont you insist? I see that my t-shirt turnes into a blue ice dress and my jeans turn into beautiful white leggings what a mess! Then my dirty face turns pale Then my freckles turn into makeup how stale Then my tennis shoes turn into icey slippers then my brothers starts to skipper Then I open my mouth and then I sing "Let it go" and that is how i turned into Elsa.Don't say no.
vaul123 vaul123 1 June 2014 at 19:15 Joke: WHAT TO YOU CALL A KARATE PIG? Ansewer: A PORKCHOP!!!
agnija9 agnija9 28 February 2014 at 20:32 i will tell you a poem love guys! ok i love you like a flower of love i really really do and i like only you. you are like a heart of lovely roses only for you
agnija9 agnija9 28 February 2014 at 20:29 i will tell you a poem love guys! ok i love you like a flower of love i really really do and i like only you like a heart of lovely roses
courtstar courtstar 28 November 2013 at 22:55 what is black white and red a skunk with a nappy rash AND THIS POEM rose are red vilots are blue i love you
Sonny643 Sonny643 19 March 2013 at 09:42 One day there was a woman who had a dog named poo.The woman and poo went to the grocery store to get some milk.When they proceeded to the check-out the woman realized that she had forgot her wallet at home.Then she asked poo to fetch the wallet for her.So the woman went out the store to see poo go to the house when suddenly a policeman came and asked her "Mam,what are you waiting for?" and she replied "I'm waiting for my poo to come down" The police men looked confused because he thought she was constipated but then he left.Lol xD :'P
buttercup777 buttercup777 3 November 2012 at 09:04 don't hv a joke or a riddle but i hv a poem i wrote for my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue you may not LOVE me but I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU p>
misstaylors misstaylors 10 August 2012 at 01:49 Hi everyone check out my profile add me as your friend and you will be updated about my life as a 16 year-old my real name is Carly-Lynn Conny
mystique123 mystique123 23 July 2012 at 06:59 sup said bill then upsy went daysy then hey sexy said mandy.So what u up 2 said bob u no this isint even a joke im jst bored so bye
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